Restore jew’s-harp

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<p>“Pick,” interrupts Caligula, mussing up his red hair, “what are you going to do with that chickenfeed?”</p>
<p>I hands the money back to Major Tucker; and then I goes over to Colonel Rockingham and slaps him on the back.</p>
<p>“Colonel,” says I, “I hope youve enjoyed our little joke. We dont want to carry it too far. Kidnappers! Well, wouldnt it tickle your uncle? My names Rhinegelder, and Im a nephew of Chauncey Depew. My friends a second cousin of the editor of <i epub:type="se:name.publication.magazine">Puck</i>. So you can see. We are down South enjoying ourselves in our humorous way. Now, theres two quarts of cognac to open yet, and then the jokes over.”</p>
<p>Whats the use to go into details? One or two will be enough. I remember Major Tallahassee Tucker playing on a jewsharp, and Caligula waltzing with his head on the watch pocket of a tall baggage-master. I hesitate to refer to the cakewalk done by me and <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Patterson <abbr class="name">G.</abbr> Coble with Colonel Jackson <abbr class="name">T.</abbr> Rockingham between us.</p>
<p>Whats the use to go into details? One or two will be enough. I remember Major Tallahassee Tucker playing on a jews-harp, and Caligula waltzing with his head on the watch pocket of a tall baggage-master. I hesitate to refer to the cakewalk done by me and <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Patterson <abbr class="name">G.</abbr> Coble with Colonel Jackson <abbr class="name">T.</abbr> Rockingham between us.</p>
<p>And even on the next morning, when you wouldnt think it possible, there was a consolation for me and Caligula. We knew that Raisuli himself never made half the hit with Burdick Harris that we did with the Sunrise &amp; Edenville Tap Railroad.</p>
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<p>Good old hoss! says Paisley, shaking my hand. And Ill do the same, says he. Well court the lady synonymously, and without any of the prudery and bloodshed usual to such occasions. And well be friends still, win or lose.</p>
<p>“At one side of <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Jessups eating-house was a bench under some trees where she used to sit in the breeze after the southbound had been fed and gone. And there me and Paisley used to congregate after supper and make partial payments on our respects to the lady of our choice. And we was so honorable and circuitous in our calls that if one of us got there first we waited for the other before beginning any gallivantery.</p>
<p>“The first evening that <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Jessup knew about our arrangement I got to the bench before Paisley did. Supper was just over, and <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Jessup was out there with a fresh pink dress on, and almost cool enough to handle.</p>
<p>“I sat down by her and made a few specifications about the moral surface of nature as set forth by the landscape and the contiguous perspective. That evening was surely a case in point. The moon was attending to business in the section of sky where it belonged, and the trees was making shadows on the ground according to science and nature, and there was a kind of conspicuous hullabaloo going on in the bushes between the bullbats and the orioles and the jackrabbits and other feathered insects of the forest. And the wind out of the mountains was singing like a Jewsharp in the pile of old tomato-cans by the railroad track.</p>
<p>“I sat down by her and made a few specifications about the moral surface of nature as set forth by the landscape and the contiguous perspective. That evening was surely a case in point. The moon was attending to business in the section of sky where it belonged, and the trees was making shadows on the ground according to science and nature, and there was a kind of conspicuous hullabaloo going on in the bushes between the bullbats and the orioles and the jackrabbits and other feathered insects of the forest. And the wind out of the mountains was singing like a Jews-harp in the pile of old tomato-cans by the railroad track.</p>
<p>“I felt a kind of sensation in my left side—something like dough rising in a crock by the fire. <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Jessup had moved up closer.</p>
<p>Oh, <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Hicks, says she, when one is alone in the world, dont they feel it more aggravated on a beautiful night like this?</p>
<p>“I rose up off the bench at once.</p>

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<p>“She has one chance in—let us say, ten,” he said, as he shook down the mercury in his clinical thermometer. “And that chance is for her to want to live. This way people have of lining-up on the side of the undertaker makes the entire pharmacopeia look silly. Your little lady has made up her mind that shes not going to get well. Has she anything on her mind?”</p>
<p>“She—she wanted to paint the Bay of Naples some day,” said Sue.</p>
<p>“Paint?—bosh! Has she anything on her mind worth thinking about twice—a man, for instance?”</p>
<p>“A man?” said Sue, with a jewsharp twang in her voice. “Is a man worth—but, no, doctor; there is nothing of the kind.”</p>
<p>“A man?” said Sue, with a jews-harp twang in her voice. “Is a man worth—but, no, doctor; there is nothing of the kind.”</p>
<p>“Well, it is the weakness, then,” said the doctor. “I will do all that science, so far as it may filter through my efforts, can accomplish. But whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 percent from the curative power of medicines. If you will get her to ask one question about the new winter styles in cloak sleeves I will promise you a one-in-five chance for her, instead of one in ten.”</p>
<p>After the doctor had gone Sue went into the workroom and cried a Japanese napkin to a pulp. Then she swaggered into Johnsys room with her drawing board, whistling ragtime.</p>
<p>Johnsy lay, scarcely making a ripple under the bedclothes, with her face toward the window. Sue stopped whistling, thinking she was asleep.</p>