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<p>Now, you sure dont mean disrespect to the perennial blossom entitled education? says I, scandalized, because I wear it in the bosom of my own intellectual shirtwaist. Ive had education, says I, and never took any harm from it.</p>
<p>You lasso us, goes on Little Bear, not noticing my prose insertions, and teach us what is beautiful in literature and in life, and how to appreciate what is fine in men and women. What have you done to me? says he. Youve made me a Cherokee Moses. Youve taught me to hate the wigwams and love the white mans ways. I can look over into the promised land and see <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Conyers, but my place is—on the reservation.</p>
<p>“Little Bear stands up in his chiefs dress, and laughs again. But, white man Jeff, he goes on, the paleface provides a recourse. Tis a temporary one, but it gives a respite and the name of it is whiskey. And straight off he walks up the path to town again. Now, says I in my mind, may the Manitou move him to do only bailable things this night! For I perceive that John Tom is about to avail himself of the white mans solace.</p>
<p>“Maybe it was 10:30, as I sat smoking, when I hear pita-pats on the path, and here comes <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Conyers running, her hair twisted up any way, and a look on her face that says burglars and mice and the flours-all-out rolled in one. Oh, <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Peters, she calls out, as they will, oh, oh! I made a quick think, and I spoke the gist of it out loud. Now, says I, weve been brothers, me and that Indian, but Ill make a good one of him in two minutes if</p>
<p>“Maybe it was 10:30, as I sat smoking, when I hear pit-a-pats on the path, and here comes <abbr>Mrs.</abbr> Conyers running, her hair twisted up any way, and a look on her face that says burglars and mice and the flours-all-out rolled in one. Oh, <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Peters, she calls out, as they will, oh, oh! I made a quick think, and I spoke the gist of it out loud. Now, says I, weve been brothers, me and that Indian, but Ill make a good one of him in two minutes if</p>
<p>No, no, she says, wild and cracking her knuckles, I havent seen <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Little Bear. Tis my—husband. Hes stolen my boy. Oh, she says, just when I had him back in my arms again! That heartless villain! Every bitterness life knows, she says, hes made me drink. My poor little lamb, that ought to be warm in his bed, carried of by that fiend!</p>
<p>How did all this happen? I ask. Lets have the facts.</p>
<p>I was fixing his bed, she explains, and Roy was playing on the hotel porch and he drives up to the steps. I heard Roy scream, and ran out. My husband had him in the buggy then. I begged him for my child. This is what he gave me. She turns her face to the light. There is a crimson streak running across her cheek and mouth. He did that with his whip, she says.</p>

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<p>The critics have assailed every source of inspiration save one. To that one we are driven for our moral theme. When we levied upon the masters of old they gleefully dug up the parallels to our columns. When we strove to set forth real life they reproached us for trying to imitate Henry George, George Washington, Washington Irving, and Irving Bacheller. We wrote of the West and the East, and they accused us of both Jesse and Henry James. We wrote from our heart—and they said something about a disordered liver. We took a text from Matthew or—er—yes, Deuteronomy, but the preachers were hammering away at the inspiration idea before we could get into type. So, driven to the wall, we go for our subject-matter to the reliable, old, moral, unassailable <span xml:lang="la">vade mecum</span>—the unabridged dictionary.</p>
<p>Miss Merriam was cashier at Hinkles. Hinkles is one of the big downtown restaurants. It is in what the papers call the “financial district.” Each day from 12 oclock to 2 Hinkles was full of hungry customers—messenger boys, stenographers, brokers, owners of mining stock, promoters, inventors with patents pending—and also people with money.</p>
<p>The cashiership at Hinkles was no sinecure. Hinkle egged and toasted and griddle-caked and coffeed a good many customers; and he lunched (as good a word as “dined”) many more. It might be said that Hinkles breakfast crowd was a contingent, but his luncheon patronage amounted to a horde.</p>
<p>Miss Merriam sat on a stool at a desk enclosed on three sides by a strong, high fencing of woven brass wire. Through an arched opening at the bottom you thrust your waiters check and the money, while your heart went pita-pat.</p>
<p>Miss Merriam sat on a stool at a desk enclosed on three sides by a strong, high fencing of woven brass wire. Through an arched opening at the bottom you thrust your waiters check and the money, while your heart went pit-a-pat.</p>
<p>For Miss Merriam was lovely and capable. She could take 45 cents out of a $2 bill and refuse an offer of marriage before you could—Next!—lost your chance—please dont shove. She could keep cool and collected while she collected your check, give you the correct change, win your heart, indicate the toothpick stand, and rate you to a quarter of a cent better than Bradstreet could to a thousand in less time than it takes to pepper an egg with one of Hinkles casters.</p>
<p>There is an old and dignified allusion to the “fierce light that beats upon a throne.” The light that beats upon the young lady cashiers cage is also something fierce. The other fellow is responsible for the slang.</p>
<p>Every male patron of Hinkles, from the <abbr class="initialism">A.D.T.</abbr> boys up to the curbstone brokers, adored Miss Merriam. When they paid their checks they wooed her with every wile known to Cupids art. Between the meshes of the brass railing went smiles, winks, compliments, tender vows, invitations to dinner, sighs, languishing looks and merry banter that was wafted pointedly back by the gifted Miss Merriam.</p>