[Editorial] Chili -> Chile

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<p>They sat upon a reed <i xml:lang="es">silleta</i> at the window and watched the quivering gleams from the lights of the <i epub:type="se:name.vessel.ship">Catarina</i> reflected in the harbour.</p>
<p>Presently Pasa rippled out one of her infrequent chirrups of audible laughter.</p>
<p>“I was thinking,” she began, anticipating Dickys question, “of the foolish things girls have in their minds. Because I went to school in the States I used to have ambitions. Nothing less than to be the presidents wife would satisfy me. And, look, thou red picaroon, to what obscure fate thou hast stolen me!”</p>
<p>“Dont give up hope,” said Dicky, smiling. “More than one Irishman has been the ruler of a South American country. There was a dictator of Chili named OHiggins. Why not a President Maloney, of Anchuria? Say the word, <i xml:lang="es">santita mia</i>, and well make the race.”</p>
<p>“Dont give up hope,” said Dicky, smiling. “More than one Irishman has been the ruler of a South American country. There was a dictator of Chile named OHiggins. Why not a President Maloney, of Anchuria? Say the word, <i xml:lang="es">santita mia</i>, and well make the race.”</p>
<p>“No, no, no, thou red-haired, reckless one!” sighed Pasa; “I am content”—she laid her head against his arm—“here.”</p>
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<p>I dont practice medicine, says I, Ive got a State peddlers license, and I take out a city one wherever they demand it.</p>
<p>“I went to the Mayors office the next morning and they told me he hadnt showed up yet. They didnt know when hed be down. So Doc Waugh-hoo hunches down again in a hotel chair and lights a jimpson-weed regalia, and waits.</p>
<p>“By and by a young man in a blue necktie slips into the chair next to me and asks the time.</p>
<p>Half-past ten, says I, and you are Andy Tucker. Ive seen you work. Wasnt it you that put up the Great Cupid Combination package on the Southern States? Lets see, it was a Chilian diamond engagement ring, a wedding ring, a potato masher, a bottle of soothing syrup and Dorothy Vernon—all for fifty cents.</p>
<p>Half-past ten, says I, and you are Andy Tucker. Ive seen you work. Wasnt it you that put up the Great Cupid Combination package on the Southern States? Lets see, it was a Chilean diamond engagement ring, a wedding ring, a potato masher, a bottle of soothing syrup and Dorothy Vernon—all for fifty cents.</p>
<p>“Andy was pleased to hear that I remembered him. He was a good street man; and he was more than that—he respected his profession, and he was satisfied with 300 percent profit. He had plenty of offers to go into the illegitimate drug and garden seed business; but he was never to be tempted off of the straight path.</p>
<p>“I wanted a partner, so Andy and me agreed to go out together. I told him about the situation in Fisher Hill and how finances was low on account of the local mixture of politics and jalap. Andy had just got in on the train that morning. He was pretty low himself, and was going to canvass the whole town for a few dollars to build a new battleship by popular subscription at Eureka Springs. So we went out and sat on the porch and talked it over.</p>
<p>“The next morning at eleven oclock when I was sitting there alone, an Uncle Tom shuffles into the hotel and asked for the doctor to come and see Judge Banks, who, it seems, was the mayor and a mighty sick man.</p>

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<p>Shut up, I told Liverpool. Youre on foreign soil now, or that portion of it thats not on you.</p>
<p>And on this day, too! goes on Pendergast, grievouson this most glorious day of the year when we should all be celebrating the dawn of Christian civilization and the downfall of the wicked.</p>
<p>I did notice bunting and bouquets decorating the town, reverend, says I, but I didnt know what it was for. Weve been so long out of touch with calendars that we didnt know whether it was summer time or Saturday afternoon.</p>
<p>Here is two dollars, says Pendergast digging up two Chili silver wheels and handing em to me. Go, my men, and observe the rest of the day in a befitting manner.</p>
<p>Here is two dollars, says Pendergast digging up two Chile silver wheels and handing em to me. Go, my men, and observe the rest of the day in a befitting manner.</p>
<p>“Me and Liverpool thanked him kindly, and walked away.</p>
<p>Shall we eat? I asks.</p>
<p>Oh, ell! says Liverpool. Whats money for?</p>

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<p>“We found Sterrett in pajamas working at his manuscript with a bottle of brandy for a paper weight.</p>
<p>Englishman, says Jones, let us interrupt your disquisition on bug houses for a moment. Tomorrow is the Fourth of July. We dont want to hurt your feelings, but were going to commemorate the day when we licked you by a little refined debauchery and nonsense—something that can be heard above five miles off. If you are broad-gauged enough to taste whisky at your own wake, wed be pleased to have you join us.</p>
<p>Do you know, says Sterrett, setting his glasses on his nose, I like your cheek in asking me if Ill join you; blast me if I dont. You might have known I would, without asking. Not as a traitor to my own country, but for the intrinsic joy of a blooming row.</p>
<p>“On the morning of the Fourth I woke up in that old shanty of an ice factory feeling sore. I looked around at the wreck of all I possessed, and my heart was full of bile. From where I lay on my cot I could look through the window and see the consuls old ragged Stars and Stripes hanging over his shack. Youre all kinds of a fool, Billy Casparis, I says to myself; and of all your crimes against sense it does look like this idea of celebrating the Fourth should receive the award of demerit. Your business is busted up, your thousand dollars is gone into the kitty of this corrupt country on that last bluff you made, youve got just fifteen Chili dollars left, worth forty-six cents each at bedtime last night and steadily going down. Today youll blow in your last cent hurrahing for that flag, and tomorrow youll be living on bananas from the stalk and screwing your drinks out of your friends. Whats the flag done for you? While you were under it you worked for what you got. You wore your finger nails down skinning suckers, and salting mines, and driving bears and alligators off your town lot additions. How much does patriotism count for on deposit when the little man with the green eyeshade in the savings-bank adds up your book? Suppose you were to get pinched over here in this irreligious country for some little crime or other, and appealed to your country for protection—what would it do for you? Turn your appeal over to a committee of one railroad man, an army officer, a member of each labour union, and a coloured man to investigate whether any of your ancestors were ever related to a cousin of Mark Hanna, and then file the papers in the Smithsonian Institution until after the next election. Thats the kind of a sidetrack the Stars and Stripes would switch you onto.</p>
<p>“On the morning of the Fourth I woke up in that old shanty of an ice factory feeling sore. I looked around at the wreck of all I possessed, and my heart was full of bile. From where I lay on my cot I could look through the window and see the consuls old ragged Stars and Stripes hanging over his shack. Youre all kinds of a fool, Billy Casparis, I says to myself; and of all your crimes against sense it does look like this idea of celebrating the Fourth should receive the award of demerit. Your business is busted up, your thousand dollars is gone into the kitty of this corrupt country on that last bluff you made, youve got just fifteen Chile dollars left, worth forty-six cents each at bedtime last night and steadily going down. Today youll blow in your last cent hurrahing for that flag, and tomorrow youll be living on bananas from the stalk and screwing your drinks out of your friends. Whats the flag done for you? While you were under it you worked for what you got. You wore your finger nails down skinning suckers, and salting mines, and driving bears and alligators off your town lot additions. How much does patriotism count for on deposit when the little man with the green eyeshade in the savings-bank adds up your book? Suppose you were to get pinched over here in this irreligious country for some little crime or other, and appealed to your country for protection—what would it do for you? Turn your appeal over to a committee of one railroad man, an army officer, a member of each labour union, and a coloured man to investigate whether any of your ancestors were ever related to a cousin of Mark Hanna, and then file the papers in the Smithsonian Institution until after the next election. Thats the kind of a sidetrack the Stars and Stripes would switch you onto.</p>
<p>“You can see that I was feeling like an indigo plant; but after I washed my face in some cool water, and got out my navys and ammunition, and started up to the Saloon of the Immaculate Saints where we were to meet, I felt better. And when I saw those other American boys come swaggering into the trysting place—cool, easy, conspicuous fellows, ready to risk any kind of a one-card draw, or to fight grizzlies, fire, or extradition, I began to feel glad I was one of em. So, I says to myself again: Billy, youve got fifteen dollars and a country left this morning—blow in the dollars and blow up the town as an American gentleman should on Independence Day.</p>
<p>“It is my recollection that we began the day along conventional lines. The six of us—for Sterrett was along—made progress among the cantinas, divesting the bars as we went of all strong drink bearing American labels. We kept informing the atmosphere as to the glory and preeminence of the United States and its ability to subdue, outjump, and eradicate the other nations of the earth. And, as the findings of American labels grew more plentiful, we became more contaminated with patriotism. Maximilian Jones hopes that our late foe, <abbr>Mr.</abbr> Sterrett, will not take offense at our enthusiasm. He sets down his bottle and shakes Sterretts hand. As white man to white man, says he, denude our uproar of the slightest taint of personality. Excuse us for Bunker Hill, Patrick Henry, and Waldorf Astor, and such grievances as might lie between us as nations.</p>
<p>Fellow hoodlums, says Sterrett, on behalf of the Queen I ask you to cheese it. It is an honour to be a guest at disturbing the peace under the American flag. Let us chant the passionate strains of “Yankee Doodle” while the señor behind the bar mitigates the occasion with another round of cochineal and aqua fortis.</p>

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<h2 epub:type="title">The Gold That Glittered</h2>
<p>A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience. Therefore let us have the moral first and be done with it. All is not gold that glitters, but it is a wise child that keeps the stopper in his bottle of testing acid.</p>
<p>Where Broadway skirts the corner of the square presided over by George the Veracious is the Little Rialto. Here stand the actors of that quarter, and this is their shibboleth: “Nit, says I to Frohman, you cant touch me for a kopeck less than two-fifty per, and out I walks.”</p>
<p>Westward and southward from the Thespian glare are one or two streets where a Spanish-American colony has huddled for a little tropical warmth in the nipping North. The centre of life in this precinct is “El Refugio,” a café and restaurant that caters to the volatile exiles from the South. Up from Chili, Bolivia, Colombia, the rolling republics of Central America and the ireful islands of the Western Indies flit the cloaked and sombreroed señores, who are scattered like burning lava by the political eruptions of their several countries. Hither they come to lay counterplots, to bide their time, to solicit funds, to enlist filibusterers, to smuggle out arms and ammunitions, to play the game at long taw. In El Refugio, they find the atmosphere in which they thrive.</p>
<p>Westward and southward from the Thespian glare are one or two streets where a Spanish-American colony has huddled for a little tropical warmth in the nipping North. The centre of life in this precinct is “El Refugio,” a café and restaurant that caters to the volatile exiles from the South. Up from Chile, Bolivia, Colombia, the rolling republics of Central America and the ireful islands of the Western Indies flit the cloaked and sombreroed señores, who are scattered like burning lava by the political eruptions of their several countries. Hither they come to lay counterplots, to bide their time, to solicit funds, to enlist filibusterers, to smuggle out arms and ammunitions, to play the game at long taw. In El Refugio, they find the atmosphere in which they thrive.</p>
<p>In the restaurant of El Refugio are served compounds delightful to the palate of the man from Capricorn or Cancer. Altruism must halt the story thus long. On, diner, weary of the culinary subterfuges of the Gallic chef, hie thee to El Refugio! There only will you find a fish—bluefish, shad or pompano from the Gulf—baked after the Spanish method. Tomatoes give it color, individuality and soul; chili colorado bestows upon it zest, originality and fervor; unknown herbs furnish piquancy and mystery, and—but its crowning glory deserves a new sentence. Around it, above it, beneath it, in its vicinity—but never in it—hovers an ethereal aura, an effluvium so rarefied and delicate that only the Society for Psychical Research could note its origin. Do not say that garlic is in the fish at El Refugio. It is not otherwise than as if the spirit of Garlic, flitting past, has wafted one kiss that lingers in the parsley-crowned dish as haunting as those kisses in life, “by hopeless fancy feigned on lips that are for others.” And then, when Conchito, the waiter, brings you a plate of brown frijoles and a carafe of wine that has never stood still between Oporto and El Refugio—ah, <i xml:lang="es">Dios</i>!</p>
<p>One day a Hamburg-American liner deposited upon Pier <abbr>No.</abbr> 55 Gen. Perrico Ximenes Villablanca Falcon, a passenger from Cartagena. The General was between a claybank and a bay in complexion, had a 42-inch waist and stood 5 feet 4 with his Du Barry heels. He had the mustache of a shooting-gallery proprietor, he wore the full dress of a Texas congressman and had the important aspect of an uninstructed delegate.</p>
<p>Gen. Falcon had enough English under his hat to enable him to inquire his way to the street in which El Refugio stood. When he reached that neighborhood he saw a sign before a respectable redbrick house that read, “Hotel Español.” In the window was a card in Spanish, “Aqui se habla Español.” The General entered, sure of a congenial port.</p>

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<p>For a Yank, says Doc, putting on his specs and talking more mild, you aint so bad. If you had come from below the line I reckon I would have liked you right smart. Now since your country has gone back on you, you have to come to the old doctor whose cotton you burned and whose mules who stole and whose niggers you freed to help you. Aint that so, Yank?</p>
<p>It is, says I heartily, and lets have a diagnosis of the case right away, for in two weeks time all you can do is to hold an autopsy and I dont want to be amputated if I can help it.</p>
<p>Now, says Doc, businesslike, its easy enough for you to get out of this scrape. Moneyll do it. Youve got to pay a long string of em from General Pomposo down to this anthropoid ape guarding your door. About $10,000 will do the trick. Have you got the money?</p>
<p>Me? says I. Ive got one Chili dollar, two <i xml:lang="es">real</i> pieces, and a medio.</p>
<p>Me? says I. Ive got one Chile dollar, two <i xml:lang="es">real</i> pieces, and a medio.</p>
<p>Then if youve any last words, utter em, says that old reb. The roster of your financial budget sounds quite much to me like the noise of a requiem.</p>
<p>Change the treatment, says I. I admit that Im short. Call a consultation or use radium or smuggle me in some saws or something.</p>
<p>Yank, says Doc Millikin, Ive a good notion to help you. Theres only one government in the world that can get you out of this difficulty; and thats the Confederate States of America, the grandest nation that ever existed.</p>